Cougar

A conversation I *may* have overheard (...or participated in...whatever):
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Boy: "Will you stop freaking biting me? What the hell?"

Girl: "Um..."

Boy: "Maybe...when you die, you'll be reincarnated into a bear or cougar or something and then you can bite all you want".

Girl: "Whatever, bitch. I'll be a cougar in 10 years..."


(provided weight is lost, etc.)