Menopause

A funny:

Menopause Jewelry


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu@#$ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

(Thanks, A!)