Friday

With another weekend comes another drunk phone call...since I do not feel like writing about anything of substance, I will provide you with a brief transcription of the conversation for your amusement. A couple of modifications are made to protect identities, etc.

me: Hello? (My thoughts: I do not want to talk on the phone right now, but OP is cool).

Other Person (OP): Yo! What's up?

me: Not much. How are you?

OP: Oh, fine....so....what are you up to? (giggle)

me: Not much. On the computer...(My thoughts: darn it is early to be drinking...)

OP: Whatcha doin' on the computer?

me: Looking for a job. (My thoughts: because I am going to have a meltdown if I do not find one soon).

OP: That is cool. Guess what I am doing.

me: Clearly you are drinking. (My thoughts: duh!)

OP: Ask for more.

me: Okay, what are you doing? (My thoughts: this could be interesting)

OP: The sailors are in town. We're heading down town to meet some men! (giggle)

me: That is cool. Well, have fun, be safe, and don't get pregnant. (My thoughts: I am such an idiot. I should not have said that out loud. What happened to my thought-filter thingy?!?)

OP: Oh, don't worry, I am not a total whore. [Insert explanation of birth control precautions/practices here]....

me: I think your parents would be proud. (My thoughts: Oh, they would be proud).

OP: giggle.

me: I am so glad that I know you. (My thoughts:I am so glad I know OP. I wish I knew OP better).

OP: I know. Well, do you think it would be okay if I called B?

me: Yup. She'd love it. You should call J too. (My thoughts: It would be funny if you called your parents too)

OP: Okay. Well, then I should get to it.

me: Okay. Well, have a good night and have fun! Oh, you should also be prepared to see this conversation on my blog tomorrow. (My thoughts: because...well...people seem to be upset when I do not post their drunk dialing incidents here now and I can't seem to get myself to write about anything else).